This Is My Career on Drugs...

Here is the full text of a legitimate business e-mail I just sent in response to a request for helping out with a couple of hours of content work for a project I'm not assigned to:

I'm pretty busy helping out with Don't Ask, or I Don't Know (I can't keep them straight), but I may have some time at the end of the week. I'll try and catch up with you on IM tomorrow to try and figure something out.

Any questions?